After convincing my 5 years old son to abandon his Clown Fish ambition, I presented him a fresh water alternative. Being the 5 years old that he is, waiting is just not his strong point.
So, to avoid being pestered too much, I set up a planted aquarium in record time. Against all correct principles in setting up a planted aquarium, no time is provided for water cycling, letting the water matures, bacteria to colonise, nitrates to be removed. I thought the fishes are real gonner.
Pour in the soil, add tap water, put in the plants, pour bacteria starter, add plant nutrients, start the filter and pour in the fish - all in the span of 2 hours. The Discus fish turned a dark colour. Luckily, 24 hours later they are still alive. Whew! kids are sure impatient ;-)

- Time you enjoy wasting wasn't wasted -